The best gift is a blowjob made by your mouth.

It is true that the best gift is a hand-made gift or a mouth blow. The two girls decided to congratulate their friend in honor of his anniversary and did not come up with anything better than to jump into bed with the peasant and begin to misbehave. Now especially stupid users will surely say that they were sitting with a dictionary of English and know what is happening here. But, it seemed to you, and the First rule of our site has not been canceled yet. And all the stupid can even be counted, and so be it.